Some Useful Law theorems

Some Useful Law theorems

 

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
                                faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: after your hands become coated with grease, your
                                                              nose will begin to itch.LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
                                      had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
                                              when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.LAW OF THE REACHIBILITY: A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! 
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
 
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive lastLAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to                                           do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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THEOREM OF EXAMS: DURING EXAMS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD                                                                          BECOMES  INTERESTING. EVEN WATCHING A WALL !!